i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

(Source: therealslimblakeslee)

echoesofoswin:

leonkuwatastonguepiercing:

mukuroikusabaka:

finish this sentence: m

y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

(Source: marlboro-kisses)

cayminquinn:

Filming of the Pilot (&)

#i feel    #so weird    #they were strangers here guys    #they had no idea who the other was they were two random guys    #filming the first episode of some show    #god   

complete strangers and then 3 episodes in we get this

(Source: besthunters)

i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:

mishasminions:

hellscabanaboy:

kismetjeska:

#in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around him because ‘oh shit, he’s a monster’ #but then he meets Tony #someone who’s not afraid to be around him #someone who might actually be a friend #and that means so much to him and permeates so deep that even when he’s the fucking Hulk he still wants to save Tony’s ass #because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one

#SCIENCE BRO FEELS

#because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one.

SCIENCE BROS 5EVA!

(Source: lawyerupasshole)

consultingsherlotter:

solfeggioninja:

me with characters in series:

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me with people in fandom:

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#In which we are all Gordon Ramsey

great-awakening:

faeries-and-nature:

I want this kind if relationship with my child, if I ever have one

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
great-awakening:

faeries-and-nature:

I want this kind if relationship with my child, if I ever have one

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
great-awakening:

faeries-and-nature:

I want this kind if relationship with my child, if I ever have one

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
great-awakening:

faeries-and-nature:

I want this kind if relationship with my child, if I ever have one

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
great-awakening:

faeries-and-nature:

I want this kind if relationship with my child, if I ever have one

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
great-awakening:

faeries-and-nature:

I want this kind if relationship with my child, if I ever have one

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
great-awakening:

faeries-and-nature:

I want this kind if relationship with my child, if I ever have one

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
great-awakening:

faeries-and-nature:

I want this kind if relationship with my child, if I ever have one

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
great-awakening:

faeries-and-nature:

I want this kind if relationship with my child, if I ever have one

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
great-awakening:

faeries-and-nature:

I want this kind if relationship with my child, if I ever have one

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

great-awakening:

faeries-and-nature:

I want this kind if relationship with my child, if I ever have one

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

(Source: apieceofanuniverse)

deliciousweeds:

skaagz:

weregoingtojackson:

Best gif ever for all eternity.

That is a fucking huge raccoon

It’s pregnant with that hillbilly’s child

deliciousweeds:

skaagz:

weregoingtojackson:

Best gif ever for all eternity.

That is a fucking huge raccoon

It’s pregnant with that hillbilly’s child

(Source: itskylestyle)

bubblegloopswamp:

megablaziken:

junkculture:

A World Globe Made Out of Thousands of Individually Painted Matchsticks

part of me appreciates the art and part of me wants to set it on fire

you’re the kind of man that just wants to watch the world burn
bubblegloopswamp:

megablaziken:

junkculture:

A World Globe Made Out of Thousands of Individually Painted Matchsticks

part of me appreciates the art and part of me wants to set it on fire

you’re the kind of man that just wants to watch the world burn
bubblegloopswamp:

megablaziken:

junkculture:

A World Globe Made Out of Thousands of Individually Painted Matchsticks

part of me appreciates the art and part of me wants to set it on fire

you’re the kind of man that just wants to watch the world burn
bubblegloopswamp:

megablaziken:

junkculture:

A World Globe Made Out of Thousands of Individually Painted Matchsticks

part of me appreciates the art and part of me wants to set it on fire

you’re the kind of man that just wants to watch the world burn
bubblegloopswamp:

megablaziken:

junkculture:

A World Globe Made Out of Thousands of Individually Painted Matchsticks

part of me appreciates the art and part of me wants to set it on fire

you’re the kind of man that just wants to watch the world burn

bubblegloopswamp:

megablaziken:

junkculture:

A World Globe Made Out of Thousands of Individually Painted Matchsticks

part of me appreciates the art and part of me wants to set it on fire

you’re the kind of man that just wants to watch the world burn

unf-hans:

baelor:

bad lip reading

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motherfucka you gay

CRYING

(Source: sex-thrill)

emsfitjourney:

mendox:

the-life-im-meant-to-live:

skinnysexysmile:

Thought you guys might find this interesting as well, here is Cosmo’s plus size model, Robyn Lawley. You can find the photo here, and see how enraged everyone else is at the idea of “plus size”

My favourite comment was:
"Dear Cosmo,
Kindly take your ideas of “plus size” and shove them up your ass sideways.

Sincerely,
Every man on the planet who has had to reassure his perfectly healthy and proportioned woman she’s not fat because assholes like you perpetuate this idea in her head that she’s “plus size”

that guy though ^

ugh. just ugh

(Source: ladyandthetrack)

dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY